Mravljica !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nekoč je živela srečna in pridna Mravljica, ki je dan za dnem prihajala zgodaj na delo. Ves delovni dan je bila vesela in dobre volje in si je včasih celo požvižgavala vesele pesmice. Bila je srečna, da je lahko delala in njeni rezultati so bili odlični, toda glej ga zlomka. Delala je brez usmeritev, saj sploh ni imela nadrejenega vodje. Zato je gospod Sršen, direktor podjetja, odločil, da taka situacija ne more trajati in je takoj zaposlil Pikapolonico, ki je imela veliko izkušenj z vodenjem. Prva skrb Pikapolonice je bila organizirati spremljanje prihodov Mravljice na delo in odhodov z dela. Izpostavila je tudi sistem povzetkov in spremljevalnih listov. Zato je bilo potrebno zaposliti tajnico za pomoč pri pripravi dosjejev in poročil. Pajkovka, ki so jo v ta namen zaposlili, je kmalu vzpostavila sistem arhiviranja in postala tudi odgovorna za prevzemanje telefonskih klicev. Medtem je srečna in pridna Mravljica še naprej delala, delala in delala. Direktor gospod Sršen je bil navdušen nad poročili, ki jih je dobival od Pikapolonice in kmalu je začel zahtevati tudi primerjalne študije z grafikoni, pokazatelji in analizo trenda razvoja. Zato je bilo treba zaposliti Ščurka za pomoč direktorju in kupiti nov računalnik s tiskalnikom. Kaj kmalu je začela srečna in pridna Mravljica pešati v svojem ritmu in se pritoževati nad vso papirnato vojsko, s katero se je morala po novem ukvarjati. Direktor je takoj uvidel, da je potrebno hitro ukrepati. Kreiral je torej novo delovno mesto šefa službe, ki bo poslej nadziral srečno in pridno Mravljico. Na novo delovno mesto so zaposlili črička, ki je najprej zamenjal vse pohištvo v svoji pisarni ter zahteval nov ergonomski stol in nov računalnik z ravnim ekranom. Seveda je bilo za več računalnikov potrebno namestiti mrežni strežnik. Novi vodja službe je kajpak potreboval tudi namestnika (ki je bil mimogrede njegov pomočnik v prejšnjem podjetju) za pripravo strateškega načrta vodenja, kot tudi proračuna nove službe. Medtem je postajala Mravljica vse manj srečna in vse manj pridna. Morali bomo naročiti izdelavo študije o socialnem vzdušju in zadovoljstvu zaposlenih v podjetju, je strokovno ugotovil čriček. Ko je nekega dne gospod Sršen, direktor podjetja, pregledoval številke, je ugotovil, da služba v kateri dela srečna in pridna Mravljica, ni več tako rentabilna kot prej. Zato je torej prosil za pomoč najelitnejšo svetovalko, gospo Sovo, ki naj naredi diagnostiko in predlaga rešitve za izboljšanje stanja. Gospa Sova je po trimesečnem analiziranju razmer v podjetju podala naslednjo ugotovitev: V podjetju je preveč zaposlenih! Direktor Sršen je ubogal priporočila in takoj odpustil Mravljico. -------------------- Nauk zgodbe: Nikoli ne bodi srečna in pridna Mravljica. Bolj se splača biti nesposoben in ne delati ničesar. Nesposobni ne potrebujejo nadzornika. če si kljub temu produktiven, nikar ne pokaži, da si vesel, ko delaš, saj za kaj takega ni opravičila. če pa hočeš na vsak način biti kot Mravljica, ustanovi svoje lastno podjetje. Tako ti vsaj ne bo treba delati se za Sršena, Pikapolonico, Pajkovko, črička, Sovo in ©čurka. Na žalost cela zgodba sloni na univerzitetnih znanstvenih raziskavah, ki kažejo na to, da večina človeških bitij teži k parazitskemu življenju. Problem je tudi v vodstvenih kadrih, več o tem v nadaljevanju. Avtor zgodbe je neznan - jih je najbrž več, je v bistvu ljudska zgodba, ki zadeva 80 % vseh zaposlenih. Je večna in univerzalna pripoved za vse čase. Zgodi se slej ko prej, - kdaj nam, kdaj sorodnikom, kdaj znancem, kdaj celim kulturam, kdaj smo celo sami sršeni, a tega ne vidimo (nam je vodstven položaj všeč in nas moč zaslepi). Zakaj se to dogaja (smo mravljice, a tudi paraziti) - odgovor se skriva v naravi človeka, bolje v naši raznolikosti (očitno je naravni izbor tako hotel), kjer pomembno, večinoma negativno vlogo igrajo tudi psihopati, ki pa se odlično prikrivajo in se pokažejo - ko dobijo v roke moč, oblast! Kolikokrat slišite, kako da je bil ta in oni človek fajn, sedaj - ko je postal direktor, ravnatelj, župan, politik ... pa ga ne prepoznamo več. Poklici z visoko psihopatijo: 1. direktor 2. odvetnik 3. mediji (televizija, radio) 4. prodajalec 5. kirurg 6. novinar 7. policist 8. duhovnik 9. kuhar 10. uradnik Poklici z nizko psihopatijo: 1. negovalec 2. medicinska sestra 3. terapevt 4. obrtnik 5. kozmetičarka/stilistka 6. zaposleni v dobrodelnih organizacijah 7. učitelj 8. ustvarjalni umetnik 9. zdravnik 10. računovodja Najbrž vas ni preveč presenetilo, da se veliko ljudi s psihopatsko motnjo znajde ravno med šefi. Predvsem takšnimi, ki si delijo skupne lastnosti: tiranski odnos do podrejenih, popolno pomanjkanje sočutja, zahtevanje strahospoštovanja, sprejemanje odločitev mimo volje vseh vpletenih, norčevanje iz sodelavcev, zaničevanje in odpuščanje starejših kolegov, trpinčnje (mobing) in narcistične poteze. Zato nasvet - komu izročiti začasno vodenje, "oblast"? Zagotovo ne tistemu, ki mu že iz kilometrske razdalje vidimo željo po vladanju, ali ki celo ubija, da pride do korita - in to v imenu idej, ampak tistemu, ki si vodstveni položaj zasluži. To je recimo človek, ki vidi v sodelavcih ljudi (je iskreno empatičen) in ni strokovno zaletav, ki okrog sebe ne nastavlja ubogljivih cuckov, ki zgolj izvršujejo njegove ekstremne ukaze. ------------------------------------------- Sledi angleška verzija - ki je le v nijansah nekoliko drugačna, direktor ni sršen ampak lev ... - a bistvo ostaja enako. The ant story The lion and the ant: A managerial lesson Posted on June 9, 2016 by Dave Berkus Vir: https://berkonomics.com/?p=2618 This story has been making the rounds lately, and I confess that our research cannot find the source. So, with thanks to whomever created this great little parable, here it is: “Every day, a small Ant arrived at work early and started work immediately, she produced a lot and she was happy. The boss, a lion, was surprised to see that the ant was Antworking without supervision. He thought if the ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce more if she had a supervisor! So the lion recruited a cockroach who had extensive experience as a supervisor and who was famous for writing excellent reports. The cockroach’s first decision was to set up a clocking in attendance system. He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports. He recruited a spider who managed the archives and monitored all phone calls. [Email readers, continue here…] The Lion was delighted with the cockroach’s report and asked him to produce graphs to describe production rates and analyze trends so that he could use them for presentations at board meetings, so the cockroach had to buy a new computer and a laser printer and recruit a fly to manage the IT department. The Ant, who had been once so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time. The lion came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ant worked. The position was given to the Cicada whose first decision was to buy a carpet and an ergonomic chair for his office. The new person in charge, the cicada, also needed a computer and a personal assistant, who he had brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a work and budget control strategic optimization plan. The department where the ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset. It was at that time the cicada convinced the boss, The Lion to start a climatic study of the environment. Having reviewed the charges of running the ant’s department, the lion found out that the production was much less than before – so he recruited the Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant, to carry out an audit and suggest solutions. The owl spent 3 months in the department and came out with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded that “The Department is overstaffed.” Guess who the lion fired first? The Ant of course “Because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude.” ------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or facts within your Corporation is pure coincidence only ... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- So the lesson is obvious. And we see examples every day. We build our companies with layers of management in the natural course of growth, often quoting that a manager should have no more than six direct reports, or that managers should be freed to do the important, high value work. We often ignore the ants in our work lives, thinking – perhaps subconsciously – that value equates to salary level, or lowest level workers can be replaced. Or best of all, management generates creative output and pushes that creativity down to the worker ants in the organization whose job is to work, not think. So in this story, was the lion guilty of just that form of managerial thinking? Why not see the obvious? Just add more ants, hopefully as resourceful as the first? Or is it more complex? We learn from our experience and education that growth comes from “top–grading” at all levels of the organization. And that the bottom ten percent of the workforce must be replaced, as we hire “A” players. The story is meant to illustrate one folly of common management. I’d take it as a beautiful warning to all of us that some things are obvious in business, and that we should focus on what works and reinforce that whenever we see it working. Be a better lion. Watch for what’s great in each and every ant. ----------------------------------------------------------------------Iz spleta povzel Z. Vičar